Dad to Gideon: Where's your mom?
G: Duh, it's her birthday, she went to hang out with some friends.
Dad: She doesn't get friends.
G: Only you can have friends, right?
Dad: How old is she?
G: Figure it out!
Dad: Hello US Bank, Can you subtract 1976 from 2013 for me? (seconds later) Oh, thanks, my daughter is 37 today!
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