Chest Pain

Son: Tata says he's not doing so good and he's dying.

Out of bed I go.

Dad after coming home from dinner and a movie with his girlfriend: Quick, I need 2 asprin, and nitro, my chest HURTS.

What's the pain at?

Dad: a NINE. I NEED ASPRIN.

What did you have for dinner?

Dad: Uhm, chile relleno, and salsa.

Here.

Dad: What's that?

Tums, for your heartburn.

Dad: ...

Twenty minutes later

Dad: The pain is leveled off. I sure am glad I thought of the Aspirin.